Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 4:30 AM
Weather: Sunny, but it RAINed!!! Finally!!!
Mood: Slightly apprehensive
For one, I officially announce that Chingyee is currently suffering from a 'Sleeping disease'. Here's the fact sheet. And in case you don't know, this disease is created and found by Chingyee, and in any case should be named the 'Chingyee disease'.
Cause: Lack of sleep / Abnormally high amounts of stress
Signs: Frequent violent tendencies / Cases of being bipolar / Constantly in PMS mood / Turning insanely insane / Acting like a chipmunk (as said by Sarah) / Smiling evilly and sadistically for no reason / Lack of correct response etc.
Treatment: Temporary ones include stuffing the said patient with food / Leaving the said patient alone / Giving the said patient her sword to swish around violently / Letting the said patient sleep or nap even for short periods of time etc.
Cure: The one and only cure is to let said patient sleep like a dead log for an entire day or more.
Yes, and that concludes the 'Chingyee disease'. Variation can be made for different individuals, and at certain times the patient can be extremely irritable and dangerous, so it's better to leave them alone- unless you've the confidence that you'll survive.
For two, I think our CCA should seriously change the teacher in charge. First, our teacher in charge has absolutely no sense of responsibility towards us, nor does she want to have anything to do with us, that is until we bring glory to school. Then she'll stand there looking really please that she's done alot and stuff. Second, if this doesn't change soon our school may have to suffer from bad reputation.
So, we're suppose to get to Ngee Ann secondary ourselves, which is oh-so-conveniently located at Tampines, which is oh-so-far from my house. No bus for us, no transport, and we aren't even going to meet in school to go there together. No, we'll stray into Ngee Ann one at a time, or two like stray cats that have no where to go, which is just oh-so-pathetic.
And since we're suppose to go to Ngee Ann by ourselves, we'll be carrying our weapons up onto the public transport and stuff, looking like dangerous and suspicious people. I won't be surprise if someone reported us as suspicious people carrying suspicious things. And most likely some people who have too much time (and a camera) on their hands are going to take a picture of us and place it on STOMP with the caption: Female students walking around with dangerous weapons. Or worst, if the person has a vivid imagination, the caption would be like: Potential female terrorists on loose! or something like that, and it's going to have a thousand hits per hour, and we'll all be insanely well-known within a day. Not to mention that there's going to be this huge debate on whether weapons should be allowed on MRT and buses. We'll cause a sensation, but then once again, I don't think our school would be proud of us for that.
So, for the good of the majority, we should change our teacher in charge, and yes I'll an absolute utilitarian person. Which means I believe in 10 is aways more than 1, unless that one is someone I'm close with, like family and friends, or like what Christie has said, if that '1' just so happens to be me. Then in such cases the 1 is obvious more than 10, right?