3rd Day attachment at NUS :D I feel old already. It's like I'm working, having to jostle with working adults during both peak hours, not to mention lunch as well. But it was fun :D

Anyway, I was surprise to realise that NUS was having Pre-U seminars today. Surprise, surprise. Went for lunch, and came upon this scene:

Groups of 15 people were sitting on the floor, doing interesting things like clapping and chanting, laughing, and a female sliding her base of her foot along the calves of a boy. Hahaha, the last one sounded wrong, but that was exactly what they were doing. The group was cheering in fact. Had a good laugh, then horror struck me when I realised why the phrase 'NUS Pre-U Seminar' was so familiar, and then I scurried away to the canteen, trying not to see and be seen. But now thinking back, I had no reason to be afraid of being seen, but sometimes no reason being afraid doesn't eactly mean not afraid right. Maybe it was just too weird. I dunno. :/

Then heard an interesting exchange between two male university students at the canteen. When somewhat like this:

'So, are you going to be the partner for the exchange student with the long name?'
'No way!'
'But what if she was a chio bu?'
'Then I will of course. Point is, I don't think she's a chio bu.'
'I go facebook her and see her pics bah. Later she chio then you'll lose out.'
'Nvm, there are many opportunities.'
'Yeah right, like go to the port on the day she's leaving and destroy it?'
'You'll do that for me I suppose.'
'No way.'
'Aiya, your taste is just weird. Later she's a lao chio bu how?'
'At least she's a chio bu once.'
'I won't partner anyone who's not a chio bu, you go find first then tell me.'

By the end of the conversation I was like -.- He should go look into the mirror and ask himself if the chio bu would even want him.

Anyway, had a happy lunch and stuff.

3 hours later, Lynn and I had an interesting talk on Torture Methods. Cause someone, some awesome person happily switched off the main switch for our experiment which took hours to set up and had the guts to not own up. And so discovered Lynn's dark side. I knew I was twisted in certain aspects, but never realise that Lynn is too. Anyway we plotted the slow painful death of the culprit. It got so bad that Xu Di was like 0m0 all the time. Some examples :D

Let's peal of his skin, then drip conc sulfuric acid dropwise on a spot on his body till we can see through it.
Okay, afterwards we should drug him and make him feel painless, then let him watch was we slice off pieces of meat off his legs till only bones are left and wait for the effect of the drug to wear off.
Aiya put him in the Iron Maiden and kick it around.
Oh I know take his bladder out to use as membrane and intestines as tubes. (applicable to our experiment only)

Best one of all:
Let's put him in a big container and pour cement into it till his neck and let it harden. Then force molten wax into his mouth and make him drink it. When it all dries we can sent him to the museum for display.

Morbid isn't it? Don't make me angry, or I might decide that your eyeballs look really good for dissection, and your organs as an experimental set-up.

Lynn totally owned. She found a way be swear without seeming unlady-like.

Hold up your 2nd, 3rd, 4th finger (much like the sweatdrop hand gesture) and say 'Read between the LINES.'

XD Epic.